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Wit"My attention span is so short I can't even finish my own sen—"
Comeback"I'd explain it to you but I don't have the crayons for it."
Caption"Day 47 of pretending I have my life together. Going great."
Stand-up"My therapist said express yourself more. So I wrote a tweet and logged off."
Wit"I'm not procrastinating. I'm letting pressure build for optimal performance."
Comeback"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
Caption"POV: You're a senior dev reading a junior's 'clean' code."
Wit"Sleep is a free trial for death and honestly? Good product."
Wit"My attention span is so short I can't even finish my own sen—"
Comeback"I'd explain it to you but I don't have the crayons for it."
Caption"Day 47 of pretending I have my life together. Going great."
Stand-up"My therapist said express yourself more. So I wrote a tweet and logged off."
Wit"I'm not procrastinating. I'm letting pressure build for optimal performance."
Comeback"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
Caption"POV: You're a senior dev reading a junior's 'clean' code."
Wit"Sleep is a free trial for death and honestly? Good product."